Nobody can fathom how cute and hot and dicidjrkcjsi I think my Advanced Academy instructor is. It hurts so much.
Sure! I’m in Advanced Academy right now in days so I’m free in the evenings and weekends
So I was playing squash all weekend, so let’s talk a little about ball physics. (stop giggling).
Most balls are bouncier the colder they are. They contract, so all the molecules are pushed together. This leaves less room for the energy to go into shaking the molecules, leaving more for bounce.
Squash balls are bouncier the hotter they are. They get hot when you hit them. Masochists. Squash balls are hollow, so they don’t compact in the cold, but the rubber heats up and gets pliable, making them bounce more.
I’m using that gif because HOLY CRAP DO YOU SEE THAT SHOT!
I need feminism because only 1 out of my 21 third grade students replaced the word inventor with the pronoun “she”… the rest thought it HAD to be a “he”!
[That one student was a boy who came up to me and asked, “But how do we know which pronoun to use? Inventors can be boys OR girls!”]